Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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