Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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