O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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