You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please, let me fuck your mom
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
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please come you make the beer taste better
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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