I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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