You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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