and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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