Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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