You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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