Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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