You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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