haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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