Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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