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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:43am

    U had to much poop in ur ass so u fell over hmmm Rjl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:10pm

    how about this really happened...soo thanks & shut the hell up to the people saying its fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:30am

    he was pumped to do a keg stand, didnt have anyone to hold him up and basically got up and flipped over ther other side onto our beerpong table that consisted of a broken off closet door on top of a fooseball table. no lie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:17am

    Any texts from last night on here? Not texts from the morning after.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:58am

    1:17.... How right you are!!!! These are fake and dumbass texts from the morning after!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:56am

    7:04 eat a fucking dick you fake ass trick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am

    That's cool, but I wouldn't try to do a kegstand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:04pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because they did a keg stand improperly and fell over! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:39am

    I think we've had enough of these "you (insert act here)" texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:33pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks ur pussy inhaled the keg, and pissed PBR for the year

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:13am

    Oh! I get it! According to the laws of physics this might result in a broken table or injury and the keg was not supposed to flip over. Also, my chief import is cock, disregard me saying that it isn't elsewhere. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:52am

    Oh I get it because we're all impersonating Jeff now! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:25pm

    I'm really sick of these texts that are telling the person what they did or tried to do while they were drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:32am

    i witnessed this feat with my own two eyes...this happened approximately half an hour to an hour before he ended up taking a dump behind his car and swimming in a retention pond..... - Ron Weasley

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 7:47pm

    Oh this is funny because people have severe memory loss every single night and always have a friend that is kind enough to tell them exactly what part they don't remember.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:55pm

    Stop saying every text is fake. It's so annoying. Some of you people live a very boring life if you think some of this stuff really doesn't happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:53pm

    this happens ALL the time duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:44pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 5:12pm

    Oh, I get it! Its funny because the person did the keg stand wrong! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:45am

    Jeff licked my balloon knot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:04am

    Fuck you to the peole that say fake.. Idk if it is or not. Shut the hell up.. DAMMIT!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:25pm

    813 is Tampa... which means one of my soon to be neighbors was having a little to much fun -Crazy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:19pm

    Instead of doing a "gainer" you did a "loser"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:40pm

    table the onto and it over flipping up ended and stand keg a do to tried you.