so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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