Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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