she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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