that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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