I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Now tell her you'd like some potato head.
"Is that a potato in your pants, or... Oh. OK. So.... Why do you have a potato in your pants again?"
Bad idea because she mistook your dick for a bacon bit.
Yeah you probably should have chosen the one or two best pics.
loaded baked potato ftw!
Women love a man with authority, I give you a DickTater
I don't know what woman wouldn't like a picture of you penetrating an inanimate object. I think eating it after you finished was what sealed it.
Because u were clearly getting laid already?
you were probably "twice-baked" when u considered that a good idea!
How can it not?
She likes licking the sour cream?
Silly person. For centuries, the traditional and most effective way to impress the ladies has been to daguerrotype your dick in a turnip.
How did this get posted before OP's other TFLN (that's still in the Moderate in-box) about him sitting home alone naked getting ready to put his dick in a "delicious potato"? Hate knowing how a story turns out in advance...
POTATOHEAD!!!! [can't type how hard I'm laughing]
Well that's creative lol
Nice one porksword!
And you wonder why everyone knows you have the herp
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