This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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