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  • Submitted by hvltn on Apr 15, 10 at 2:23pm

    Rethink this decision.

  • Submitted by wanttocomment on Apr 15, 10 at 5:52pm

    Interesting that most people put this in the context of a relationship. To me it sounds like a girl who used to blow her male friends for their birthdays, but no longer does.

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      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:56pm

      To me it sounds like a slut with regrets. That's what happens when you don't swallow.

  • Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 15, 10 at 2:39pm

    I can understand. Blow jobs should be so common and at least every other day that they aren't rare enough to be a bday gift. Hell, he should be getting those regardless of what day it is!!! At least that's how I feel anyway and my husband seems happy with it.

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    Submitted by hailtothevictors on Apr 15, 10 at 2:49pm

    haha oh the timing of this text...yesterday was my bf's bday and guess what he got; and he sure seemed to enjoy it

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    Submitted by hoffathehut on Apr 15, 10 at 4:23pm

    I hope you've upgraded to anal as a bday present

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    Submitted by Backpack on Apr 15, 10 at 3:26pm

    Blow jobs should be common occurrences, however, if your girl doesn't like blow jobs, they should definitely be birthday presents. Best present ever.

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    Submitted by james305 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:41pm

    So what are you going to do for valentines day omg?????

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    Submitted by chadradmadavitch on Apr 15, 10 at 3:09pm

    Yeah you should totally hook him up with a blow job.... Us guys really like the gifts when you "put your mind into it" lmao!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:33pm

    Cos ur shit at it and he can't return it to the shop for a better one

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    Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:32pm

    What, you take it up the ass now?

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    Submitted by stewiegrifin on Apr 15, 10 at 2:31pm

    Not cool

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    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:22pm

    Awwwwwww :(. Now I hitting candle the Magic show.......U BITCH!!!!!

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    Submitted by sactastic on Apr 16, 10 at 8:06am

    Keep suckin it makes the world go round

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    Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 16, 10 at 2:43am

    Nothin like a crystal lake slut! Go 815

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 15, 10 at 2:17pm

    Hwhfoshz

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    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:05pm

    What is wrong with you?!! :0

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    Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 15, 10 at 2:45pm

    i wish my gf had the same mindset as lillmissy :/

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    Submitted by mwdopp on Apr 17, 10 at 3:48am

    you're just a little skank. thats all. nothing more

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 15, 10 at 5:49pm

    You upgraded to anal?

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 15, 10 at 8:10pm

    Pussy is WAAAAY better for birthdays. I lost my virginity on my birthday, and every year since has been about seeing how many girls want to try to top that. This year was two. My record is four;)

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    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 15, 10 at 8:45pm

    You are not my husband and no I don't! No kisses for you!

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    Submitted by LedigEine on Apr 15, 10 at 3:00pm

    The 815 woot woot

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    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:55pm

    No, you don't anymore. You upgraded. now you give full-on raging fucks.

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    Submitted by BOO_YA on Apr 16, 10 at 3:04am

    it's my bday coming up can u make an execption

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    Submitted by ctolaf on Apr 15, 10 at 4:47pm

    That prooves, that people get more and more stupid and boring with age... :-(

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    Submitted by Cory04 on Apr 15, 10 at 3:51pm

    Why do I never get blowjobs as birthday presents? =\\

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    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 16, 10 at 2:26am

    Uve just decided to use all ur holes

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    Submitted by yourface on Apr 15, 10 at 9:18pm

    you suck & not in a good way either..Judas

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    Submitted by sbqt805 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:36am

    Dude I wish I could say the same u r my heroine

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    Submitted by inkybby on Apr 16, 10 at 2:24am

    Well now, sounds like you'll have some disappointed birthday boys.