My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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