So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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