Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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