guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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