No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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