Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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