Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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