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  • 62 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36pm

    I'm with 3:26. Have had a lot of pussy, some with meat curtains, some without. If they're there, they're fun to play with. Women with them shouldn't be ashamed; if a guy doesn't like it then tell him to piss off, or that he's got a small dick and doesn't know how to use it. Women have enough insecurities as it is, and shouldn't have to worry about any more. The female body is a wonderful thing, and I think us guys should appreciate all aspects it.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:48pm

    If you dont like them ,walk away...free country aint it?...if shes tight who cares about her labia....sex aint always pretty

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:59pm

    given the # of people who have responded saying they have them, doesn't this prove that they are normal and shouldn't be embarrassing..?

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:31pm

    my friend calls it "dangle beef vagina" and when he talks about it he uses a german accent.... there's something wrong with him

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:06pm

    There is nothing wrong with Beef Curtains!! All woman and labias are are fin beautiful - WOMEN!! You need to declare your independance NOW!!! Beef curtains or no beef curtains - take off those pants and underwear and march proudly in the streets showing your VAG to EVERYONE. If anyone says anything about the size of your labia then you slap them in the face with it!! WHOS WITH ME?? (please do it...please do it)

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:26pm

    seriously i have been with a lot of a pussy and i dont give a fuck what it looks like its all beautiful and all tastey! i hook up with hot ladies and i ove their vaginas i think you dickheads need to appreciate te female body more! dicks are nasty and ugly but vaginas... mmmmm all day

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:44am

    They're normal. Porn star pussies aren't. A pussy's a pussy, bro. Get over it.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:29pm

    3:36, I think I've fallen in love with you! And I don't even have beef curtains! lol

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:40pm

    LMAO at this entire discussion. One of the funniest I've read on this entire website I'd say. Thanks for contributing everyone, especially the virgins.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:00pm

    8:46 -- you're an asshole.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:15pm

    Restaraunt Idea - diner like setting - with shag carpet that has prints of roast beef all over the floor - also on the windows will be Roast Beef printed curtains. The Name: Roast Beef Curtains (The RBC) "Where the carpet matches the drapes". I think the kids will enjoy.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32am

    i have them too and from all this talk about how gross it is now days i never want to lose my virginity! :(

  • 43 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:46am

    7:15 - we'll still bone you, but it's not that sexy to look at.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:21am

    try taking a shower nasty

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:17pm

    Be nice. All penises look different, too. Please think before you look like a jackass and make fun of a girl's anatomy. As a girl with the type of anatomy y'all are making fun of, you have no idea what it does to our self-esteem -- it's not like we can easily change the way we look. The surgery to get it "fixed" leaves you in pain for weeks, even months. I'm just glad I never had a partner that didn't like the way I look.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:40pm

    I think every guy that ever didn't understand why I don't like my body needs to read this thread. Who cares about big tits when you've got "an Arby's meal" in your pants?

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:53am

    i love to make out with a women's vag.curtians or not.EATING it porno style is so lame.you have pretend its kissing you back..make love to it with your mouth.curess it with your toung ...... THEN FUCK THE LIVING DOG SHIT OUT OF HER.........but thats just me..

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:23am

    seriously i'm with 1:34... wtf?!

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:01am

    Everyone who says they have them too-- am I the only one whos are a purplish color?

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:44pm

    Nothin' to be embarassed about. It's just her labia.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:42pm

    4:06 funniest thing I've ever read

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:07am

    yeah he shouldn't have talked to his friends about his personal business and he should have had more respect for you.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:19pm

    yeah i have that a little bit. Honestly I'm so ashamed. The first time I had sex with my boyfriend (coincidentally, the first time I had sex ever), he went and told all his friends about it. I really want to have that surgery, it's so embarrassing and obviously guys think it's gross.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:00pm

    12:15pm is my hero.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:26am

    calm down, 5:00, stop virtually sucking my nuts. I didn't say I'd do you. Just said it's normal. do you feel dumb?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:00am

    Thanks for not being an ass 10:55. Surprising really

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:50pm

    I HAVE THEM TOO im so embarrassed bc i think theyre fugly ughhh

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:51am

    I'm Thinking Arby's!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm

    I'm a girl and I've never heard of this!! I now feel the urge to lock myself in the bathroom with a mirror!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:28pm

    this man should just fuck a guy then. seriously you care what their vag looks like? dude i love vagina soo much all shapes sizes mmm keep em clean and we are good! they are all different and i love it! i have the cunt coloriing book.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:26pm

    my beef curtains are lovely and smell of fresh hibiscus and wonderfully decorated from country curtains

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:18am

    @4:06 They already have that, check out your nearest Pride Dyke March...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14am

    Mmmm... beef curtains... Mmm, num, num, num

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:43am

    I don't see what the big deal is. It's the same as guys being circumsized or not - some girls like it, some girls don't, and some girls just dont' care either way. Guys - does it feel any different if a girl has longer ones or not?

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:44pm

    Isn't it "meat curtains?" Women aren't bovine, therefore not "beef".

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:07pm

    They are great. Not sure how they got that particularly ugly phrase to describe them, it is unfortunate. Ladies, love your labia...or let me love them for you!

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:39pm

    I find beef curtains to be a turn-on. The first time I got my fiance in bed, I was pleasantly surprised. If any man truly has a serious problem with a little extra labia, I question his sexuality.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:43am

    The trick is to grab each one in a hand, and move them around ventriloquist like and shout "More kok!"

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:03am

    when we go down on you we can tell.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:11am

    glad my girl doesnt have that.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:36 - I love you too. Can you write a book or have a seminar or something for all of those men who like to make women even more insecure? :)

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:40pm

    3:37: Girl, if you have them, you'd know.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:30pm

    1:44, it's roast beef curtains. think of what roast beef looks like on an open-faced sandwich. yeah, not quite the same if you've actually seen them. i don't mind either way.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:30am

    yeah the cunt flaps are not nice to look at. i am sure nobody really wants to see something that looks like the girl lived through a hatchet attack.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:34am

    what in the hell do you mean??? lol

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:03pm

    :( I suppose I'm part of the freaky minority who loves them.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:34am

    means hanging labia. the labia minora (inner labia) are extended and hang out a couple centimeters past the labia majora (outer folds). It does kind of look like an open-face roast beef sandwich...... I have them.... :( I have heard they help with lubrication (because they close up so it's harder for the vag to dry out) and some people like em ... but for the most part I wish I didn't have them... I'm not about to get vag surgery though

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Curty_McC on Sep 20, 11 at 2:20pm

    Maybe women are insecure about their vaginas because we keep using the term "beef curtains." haha that just sounds unappealing

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:51pm

    How can you grow tired of something so amazing?!?!?!?!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37am

    3:03 - Yah, that would be obvious. But during sex, does it make any difference?

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:33am

    my girlfriend has nasty hanging lips. I hate them. it looks like she a little dick hanging out all the time.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:41am

    3:37 not really. lol to me its like trimming your bush, it is just prettier

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:45am

    whoa. this just got really depressing

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:19pm

    ENOUGH!!!! PURPLE COLOR? This is just gross. Obviously the person originating this text thinks this is something you should share from your personal experiences, If your name was attached, I think you would feel a bit different. And when you saw that the girl had an Arby's meal in her pants, it probably wasn't too late to u turn unless you were desperate. And in that case she was probably sick of boys that last 2 minutes. :)

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:07am

    I'm with you brother, roast beef dangles are disgusting.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:46pm

    I did it, 4:06, and they vomited in my face. Thanks a lot.

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:12pm

    If you're having sex for the first time, usually there isn't an up close inspection. No, it's not the equivalent of having a small dick. It doesn't change the feel of sex in any way. Like circumcision, it's just a personal preference, and I'd guess that most guys don't care either way (I certainly don't).

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14am

    1:34 - Seriously? I'm a girl, and *I* even know what that means. And no, I do not have them, lol.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:50pm

    I kinda have them...except one side is way longer than the other...is that worse than having both of them long?

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:15am

    As a female who is incredibly ashamed of her "beef curtains" I must say, a woman with major "beef curtains" is the female equivalence of a male with a small penis. Then again I'm a 17 year old virgin. Are guys really turned off by these? lol..

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:50am

    if you like em, i suggest you check out the website pussyxxl, good stuff!!

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:46am

    Hmm, good to know. I guess it's just personal preference, like 2:43 said about guys being circumsized or not.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:36pm

    "My wife's Vagina hangs like Wizard's Sleeve"

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:48am

    i LOVE big pussy lips/beef curtains/roast beef. some guys like em, some dont. if you have em, dont worry about the guys who dont like em just find those of us who enjoy them.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 22, 10 at 11:50pm

    what are beef curtains ?

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:46am

    Yeah, 2:43, you're right; it's pretty much the female equivalent of uncircumcised.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:36am

    LMFAO @ the term "beef curtains"....this is the first time I've ever even heard of it, and it makes me just love humanity and its sense of humor, it's so fucking funny.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:06pm

    i have them too. ugh. maybe i should just never have sex again.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:55am

    7:01 I'm pretty sure the purplish color is normal.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:48am

    2:34 - don't be ashamed, just don't be surprised if a guy isn't enthusiastic about going down on you. i was with a girl (f-buddy, not a gf) who had them and asked why i didn't go down on her a lot. asked if it was b/c of smell or wtf. i couldn't bring myself to tell her it was b/c of this giant flap!

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:59am

    I love that 4:13 happened, and then the two responses that came after that happened...

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:01pm

    a vagina is a vagina, and if whoever you're having sex with is a REAL man, then he'll fuck you. bottomline.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:41pm

    Needless to say, that put a firm end to my curiosity with women. I went back home and shared this info with my boyfriend, who proceeded to laugh and say I was the biggest "buzz kill" for ruining his fantasy of me with other girls. I felt, and still feel like a giant jerk......let the insults hail down on me now.

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:34am

    any guy worth your time won't be.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:35am

    When the lights r off no1 can tell anyway.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:13am

    I think this is the first civilized discussion I have ever heard on here. im quite impressed haha.

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:04am

    11:19 PM, that's kind of an a-hole move don't you think?

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:34am

    i like to suck and pull on them with my mouth just to see how far they can stretch...

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:29am

    ohhh...i'm one guy who loves beef curtains....yummy!