hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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