These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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