i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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