Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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