i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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