We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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