clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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