ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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