:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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