You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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