Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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