If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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