wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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