when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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