who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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