yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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