I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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