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  • 88 69
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm

    She could have died--she needs penis now, to celebrate her survival.

  • 86 73
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm

    did you wreck her?

  • 76 62
    Submitted by BS621 on Aug 5, 10 at 4:21pm

    As a woman who has been in a car wreck, I can say this is actually true. Nothing says "Thank God I'm alive" like going out and fucking someone.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:06pm

    Wow... You must be very impatient. It was probably only good for you.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by magilacutty on Aug 5, 10 at 5:26pm

    I was in a car wreck. The wreck sex was def better than the break up sex.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Slice12 on Aug 5, 10 at 4:02pm

    Alaskans are crazy

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Clint1989 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:05pm

    .....yeah right

  • 63 63
    Submitted by bobharris21 on Aug 6, 10 at 12:43pm

    good tfln...but it would have been better i think if it was... "She just got in a car wreck. Glad to be alive sex is even better than break up sex." just take that extra 5 seconds to make it perfect.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 5, 10 at 4:48pm

    It's the adrenaline rush.

  • 68 81
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Aug 5, 10 at 2:26pm

    This is actually very worthy of a post. To all you Americans who read this...please buckle up, if not for yourself...do it for your mates sitting round you. American TV doesn't show you what we see... imagine your head slamming into your friends head on the motorway going 70...yeah, it would probly bounce off and slam into another wouldn't it?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:29pm

    Far more expensive though, hence not worth it.....unless you drive a shitbox, then maybe

  • 60 68
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 5, 10 at 2:28pm

    Near-death experiences are not outweighed by good sex.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by VTHokies on Aug 5, 10 at 7:18pm

    I think the million dollar question is was she conscious?

  • 49 54
    Submitted by TwistedSista83 on Dec 9, 10 at 1:23am

    wreck sex, he was probably thinking, shit I could outlive a car accident, that herpy-gonna-syphillus whore can't hurt me! Being drunk enough to crash probably contributed too. Loser.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by snatch1855 on Aug 6, 10 at 10:45am

    Same shit happened to me, AND my girl called her ex before me.. Therefor I had wreck sec and guilty conscience sex at the same time!

  • 55 75
    Submitted by FalconAwesome on Aug 6, 10 at 12:14am

    surgery sex is pretty good.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 7, 10 at 11:21am

    Were you both wrecked

  • 53 73
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 4:52pm

    Vegetables put up the least amount of struggle plus when your through you can just wheel them into the corner. Congrats!