When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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