The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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