His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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