sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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