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  • 58 31
    Submitted by theoldguy on Jan 19, 12 at 11:05am

    Then that answers the age old question of who came first. If you cannot remember anything the Chicken came first.

    • 26 32
      Submitted by D71 on Jan 19, 12 at 11:23am

      classic !

  • 40 30
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 19, 12 at 1:26pm

    Cock-a-doodle-do-me!!!

    • 31 29
      Submitted by porksword on Jan 19, 12 at 2:33pm

      I'll give you a good cluckin'!!

      • 27 26
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 19, 12 at 5:48pm

        Oh my! What kind of cock are you?

        • 29 23
          Submitted by porksword on Jan 19, 12 at 6:16pm

          I'm a black one, we have the biggest peckers!

          • 25 29
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 19, 12 at 6:31pm

            You know, that's just a myth. The ones that grow to be the largest are white with a dark band just below the head... Upwards of 18 pounds with waddles that hang like nothing you can immagine!!

            • 30 24
              Submitted by porksword on Jan 19, 12 at 7:35pm

              That would be a turkey, a jive turkey.

              • 33 26
                Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 20, 12 at 12:03am

                LOL this conversation is nuts.

            • 19 21
              Submitted by porksword on Jan 19, 12 at 7:57pm

              ...and you'd waddle too if you had 18 pounds swinging!

              • 24 34
                Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 19, 12 at 9:09pm

                let's all draw pictures of the witty banter we just experienced

  • 29 24
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 19, 12 at 3:31pm

    Guess ya just sucked cock, then.

  • 30 27
    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 19, 12 at 1:02pm

    Either way, you got some cock in your bed, enjoy.

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Misterbigben on Jan 19, 12 at 11:45am

    The chicken needed that win. Been getting into fights all week!

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jan 19, 12 at 11:33am

    Peter Griffin?

  • 30 35
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 19, 12 at 11:04am

    Oh no you had sex; you both fulfilled one of your many sexual fantasies. Up next, the Batman mask!

  • 24 30
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 20, 12 at 4:02am

    There could've been a hole in the suit.

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Jan 26, 12 at 12:08pm

    Look up blue mountain state- piss test. You had sex

  • 13 17
    Submitted by sch504 on May 3, 12 at 1:18am

    Let me guess.... DKE party at LSU?

  • 18 27
    Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Jan 20, 12 at 3:06am

    i would totally fuck a guy in a chicken suit.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by preppygirl on Jan 19, 12 at 11:35am

    you were probably too shitfaced