quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
We need a shit load of segways right now
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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