Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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