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  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:12am

    Oh that is hilarious.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:40am

    can i seriously just ask how big does a girl have to be to be considered a fat chick?

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:25pm

    boob guy can suck a dick

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:42am

    Just because ugly guys settle with you to go home with because they can't get any hotter does not mean that you're the least bit attractive. Get over yourself and lose some weight. Thanks.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:21am

    2:55, Vaginas are incapable of sweating. It's located inside the body. Also, they are all essentially the same in looks. The difference you see has to do with the vulva. Given that you lack this knowledge I'd hate to find out how bad you are in bed

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:00pm

    haha it means that anyone being brought home should be able to fit through their doorway

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:27am

    10:09 - fat boy virgin living with his mama and that's his fate from now on!

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:44am

    12:32, fat chick here with a rather awesome vagina. Sounds more like you're inexperienced.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:49pm

    typical doors are 2'8" x 6'8"

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:15pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:09pm

    907 I am. Check it evry 2 hours lol

  • 55 54
    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 9:02am

    Fatties,\nYou're just bitter bc you're fat. Put down the snickers and eat a salad from time to time. Kthanksbye:)\nLove,\nSkinny people everywhere

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:37pm

    Fuck tfln These are my book ends.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:14pm

    10:09 vulvas don't sweat. Man all this hating on fatties by guys who don't understand female anatomy. It's telling. They probably lost their dicks under their own fupas.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 9:28am

    Fat bitch 2:29... He said vulva. Shut it.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:27pm

    I honestly can't believe the ignorant shit posted on this. The text is funny, people saying if your not a a size 0 your fat is redic.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:20pm

    I'm not fat, I'm chubby, but I've never had a problem getting a boyfriend, Fat chicks are different than thick chicks, thick is all in the hips and ass. and vaginas that don't look like they're there are fucking disgusting. if you're fucking a girl who doesn't have a lil chub down there, then she was probably a man at one point in her life. Have fun with that.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm

    ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:23am

    Thats fuckin funny. Good rule of thumb.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:46pm

    and that's 3' wide, not 7' :-)

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:12am

    I eat zombies -Kid Turtle TMNT unite!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:46am

    Hey 2:55 - your mother's a dumbo drop operation.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm

    ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:11am

    I eat humans. -Kid Zombie

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:34pm

    It was a runnin joke we would say.....

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:20pm

    Fat chicks try harder!

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:20pm

    looool making this my face book status immediately.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:45am

    Oh yeah, and again... There's only TWO types of girls...fat or skinny... No such thing as chubby or thick, NO! You're either a size 0 or you're obese.

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:55am

    1244 - ur a liar. weve all played the dumbo drop game at one point or another and the vagina is always hideous, beefy and as sweaty as the rolls. stop lying!

  • 41 49
    Submitted by MelF on Feb 6, 11 at 8:59am

    You're just bitter bc you're fat. Put down the snickers and eat a salad from time to time. Kthanksbye:)\nLove,\nSkinny people everywhere

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52pm

    Best tfln I've seen in awhile

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:48pm

    woot massachuseeetsss yall

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:48pm

    Fat girls are disgusting. There are two types of girls, fat or skinny. If you're not a size zero or under... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!! Corpulent.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:07pm

    Is anyone else as addicted to tfln as me? Knowing that the majority of these are really stupid. This ones pretty funny though!!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm

    ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:18pm

    ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:41am

    im fairly certain that 'vagina' has entered the standard every day lexicon to imply pussy and/or vulva. so, fatties, simmer the fuck down with your stupid bickering. i eat vagina!

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:05pm

    This is some funny shit

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:19am

    hahaha this is the greatest text i've seen on here. I got nothing against big girls. I'm attracted to average sized women but everyone has their own prefrences. n the sweaty vagina thing dude if it seems like its sweaty and nasty kick that shit to the curb. I've never ran into a girl with that nasty of a pussy.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:04pm

    There's a slight chill in the air. -Glacius

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:30am

    Chub chasers are nasty. Although some thick girls are fucking hottt!

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:09pm

    That's fuckin hilarious. Normally I only go for the fat chick as a last resort. Must have been desperate.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:32pm

    We used to call my friend a.......

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:21am

    Just xn FYI to further clarify this great text... Operation dumbo drop was an old movie about airlifting an elephant thus the fat chick connotations

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:26pm

    Mean as hell but still funny -Link

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:03pm

    why are fat broads getting so uppity in here? fat pussy is nasty. every guy knows this!

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:09am

    651n 821 - fat chicks with beefy labia and sweaty vulva.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:32am

    Fat chicks suck a mean dick!!! And dont say you dont, fatties! But down side is their vaginas look weird. cruel joke that life plays in order to get head

  • 33 47
    Submitted by danceychick on Apr 9, 11 at 10:42am

    .

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:40pm

    Hahaha funniest tfln in a long time

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:19pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats such a good rule.....omg

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:27pm

    Is that He-Man getting blown by Cringer?

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:29am

    For those that dont get it. Operation Dumbo Drop = Night of going out to bang a fat chick a.k.a. Dumbo. Thus, the friend has to know how tall and how wide the door frame is to get 'it' in the house!

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:35pm

    Reporting for duty if we hooked up with a fat girl.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:19pm

    ....O .../H\_.O__ ..../..\...../\....||.. -boob guy

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:19am

    there is a theory that the facial lips are indicative of what you will find South of Pants . . .so under this theory DSL would equal a big ol' fat vagina

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:28pm

    This text is definitely about Marcus

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:34pm

    Cause all his dates look like tanks

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:51pm

    I'm very confused by this text. Please translate for the somewhat slow.

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:32pm

    What a good friend...

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:51am

    For all you morons out there, the vagina is located INSIDE the girl's body. You wouldn't have any idea what it looks like, so STFU.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:48pm

    ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........[621 and 625 get spooged on] _____________\__-~` ........).....) ___/.__/ -boob guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:38pm

    fat chicks have no class, thats why you have to treat them like shit.