No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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